An Irish Blessing for St Patrick’s Day – Take Your Pick

May misfortune follow you all the days of your life and never catch up.

May the roof over your head always be strong
May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead!

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other one
Who says, “This drink’s on me.”

May your neighbours respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.

May the lilt of Irish laughter
Lighten every load
May the mist of Irish magic
Shorten every road.
And may all your friends remember
All the favours you are owed.